
audiobook
by John Eyerman
PEACHMONK
I: BEGINNING OF THE TALE.
II: INTRODUCES THE HERO.
III: INTRODUCES MARJORIE.
IV: INTRODUCES THE VILLAIN.
V: WHAT THE VILLAIN DID.
VI: INTRODUCES THE HEROINE.
VII: THE CRISIS.
VIII: THE GRAND FINALE.
A light‑hearted detective tale unfolds over three crisp days in the life of the Duke of Belleville, narrated by the loquacious Lord Edward Lyndon. Set against a backdrop of elegant London drawing‑rooms, bustling streets, and an oddly scholarly obsession with book titles, the story promises witty observations without the usual weight of guns or bloodshed. The narrator’s voice drifts between earnest description and gentle mock‑ery, making even the smallest detail feel like part of a grand, if slightly absurd, puzzle.
The mystery kicks off when Lady Evelyn discovers a vermilion box bearing a single red lily and a cryptic note that simply reads “Lest we forget.” The sudden appearance of the sealed envelope and the frantic summons of the housekeeper set the household staff buzzing with speculation, each character adding a layer of humor and intrigue. As the duke’s inner circle scrambles to decode the message, listeners are invited to follow a trail of quirky clues, eccentric servants, and the ever‑present hum of aristocratic life.
Rendered in a serio‑comic style, the narrative blends classic detective conventions with relentless wordplay, offering a charmingly cerebral listening experience. Its brisk pace and richly drawn scenes keep the audience engaged, while the absence of violence lets the clever dialogue and absurd situations take center stage. This is a delightful romp for anyone who enjoys a mystery that leans more on wit than on danger.
Full title
Peachmonk A Serio-Comic Detective Tale in Which No Fire-Arms Are Used and No One is Killed A Serio-Comic Detective Tale in Which No Fire-Arms Are Used and No One is Killed
Language
en
Duration
~45 minutes (43K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Robert Cicconetti, Dave Hobart and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)
Release date
2012-07-16
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects
A gifted LIFE magazine photographer, he turned everyday moments and major public events into crisp, memorable images. His work helped define the look of mid-20th-century American photojournalism.
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