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by Edward F. (Edward Fitch) Underhill, Q. K. Philander Doesticks
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The - HISTORY AND RECORDS - OF THE - ELEPHANT CLUB; - COMPILED FROM AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS NOW IN POSSESSION OF THE - Zoölogical Society. - BY - Knight Russ Ockside, M.D., - AND - Q.K. Philander Doesticks, P.B.
THIS IS THE VERITABLE AND VERACIOUS HISTORY OF THE DOINGS AND MISDOINGS OF THE MEMBERS OF - THE ELEPHANT CLUB. - WITH A MINUTE AND PARTICULAR NARRATIVE OF WHAT THEY DID; TO WHICH IS ADDED A COMPLEX AND ELABORATE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT THEY DIDN'T. - CONTAINING ALSO THE EXULTANT RECORD OF THEIR MEMORABLE SUCCESS IN EVENTUALLY OBTAINING, EACH AND EVERY ONE, A SIGHT OF THE ENTIRE AND UNADULTERATED
FROM THE PRIMITIVE HAIR ON HIS ATTENUATED PROBOSCIS, TO THE LAST KINK OF HIS SYMMETRICAL TAIL.
PREFACE.
HOW THEY MET.
HOW THE CLUB ORGANIZED.
THE ELEPHANTINE DEN.
FIRST DISCOVERIES OF THE CLUB.
FIRST EVENING WITH THE CLUB.
A delightfully odd chronicle, this work presents the early days of a curious 19th‑century society devoted to the study and celebration of elephants. The founders, a physician and a philologist, detail how their club formed over a series of eccentric meetings, drafting elaborate rules and electing a “sentinel” to guard the Elephantine Den. Their first investigations weave together bizarre observations—street statues, strange pipe inventions, and a tall talker whose presence sparks both wonder and conflict.
The narrative continues with vivid sketches of members’ escapades: a courtroom drama, a smoky camp gathering, and a chaotic evening at a New York dog‑pond that spirals into a melodramatic train incident. Interlaced with secret letters, mysterious accusations, and a series of comic mishaps, the text captures the club’s blend of earnest scientific curiosity and theatrical folly, inviting listeners to step into a world where the extraordinary is recorded with meticulous, if slightly mischievous, precision.
Language
en
Duration
~6 hours (377K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
2010-05-07
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
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1830–1898
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Best known by the comic pen name Q. K. Philander Doesticks, this American journalist and humorist mixed lively satire with sharp commentary on public life in the mid-1800s. His writing helped make him a recognizable newspaper voice in New York before his career was cut short in 1875.
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