
BY - Q. K. Philander Doesticks P.B.
NEW YORK: LIVERMORE & RUDD, 310 BROADWAY. 1856.
Nothing.
What He Says. - I. - How Doesticks came to think of it.
II. Doesticks satisfies Philander.
III. Niagara.
IV. Doesticks on a Bender.
V. Seeking a Fortune—Rail Road Felicities.
VI. Seeing the Lions—Barnum's Museum.
VII. Model Boarding Houses.
The book opens with a flamboyant declaration that it is neither history nor romance nor biography, but a series of unpremeditated literary extravaganzas penned for pure self‑glorification. Its author, Doesticks, adopts a tongue‑in‑cheek narrator who revels in paradox, insisting the work amounts to “nothing” while simultaneously promising readers a parade of oddball sketches of people, places and events. The prose ripples with Victorian‑era satire, mixing earnest mock‑seriousness with a wink at the absurdity of literary pretensions.
As you listen, you’ll wander through whimsical vignettes that feel like bubbles on the sea of literature—some familiar, many entirely invented—each dressed in an eccentric, flamboyant diction. The narrator’s self‑aware humor lampoons the market‑driven push to “sell” books, turning the act of publishing itself into a playful critique. Listeners who enjoy clever wordplay, historical parody, and a gentle ribbing of 19th‑century literary culture will find this a delightfully off‑beat experience.
Language
en
Duration
~5 hours (336K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Chris Curnow, Sue Fleming and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
Mar 12, 2012
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1831–1875
A sharp-tongued American humorist and journalist, this 19th-century writer became famous for comic sketches published under the lively pen name Q. K. Philander Doesticks. His work captures the playful, satirical side of newspaper writing in the years before and after the Civil War.
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