The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas Stocking

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The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas Stocking

by Ellis Parker Butler

EN·~25 minutes·3 chapters

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THE THIN SANTA CLAUS - The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas Stocking

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THE THIN SANTA CLAUS

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A cold, drizzle‑slicked Christmas morning finds Mrs. Gratz, a comfortably settled widow, drifting between sleep and a leisurely breakfast. She watches the weather from her bed, amused by the idea that even Santa might be deterred by the soggy streets. Her routine is gentle, her thoughts lazy, and the house feels like a small, warm world untouched by the bustle outside.

The quiet is broken when she discovers her chicken yard silent—two hens and a rooster have vanished despite a fresh padlock. While examining the empty coop, her hand brushes a soaked leather purse, and inside she uncovers nine hundred dollars in crisp bills. The unexpected windfall sparks peals of laughter that echo through the chilled kitchen, mixing surprise with a sudden, reckless joy.

Now buoyed by newfound money, Mrs. Gratz faces a choice: indulge her modest comforts or trace the mystery of the missing birds. The story follows her bemused attempts to balance thrift, generosity, and the odd sense of a “thin Santa” who leaves gifts in the most unexpected places.

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en

Duration

~25 minutes (24K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Jason Isbell, Emma Morgan Isbell, Sankar Viswanathan, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net

Release date

2006-03-06

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Ellis Parker Butler

Ellis Parker Butler

1869–1937

Best remembered for the wonderfully absurd "Pigs Is Pigs," this prolific American humorist turned everyday mix-ups and small-town life into lively, sharply observed comedy. His work ranges from short stories and essays to novels, with a playful style that still feels fresh.

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