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Unless otherwise noted, spelling and punctuation have been left unchanged. The spelling “pue” is used consistently. The variation between “De Camp” and “de Camp” is as in the original.
SHOWING WHAT - MR. BROWN DID, THOUGHT, AND INTENDED TO DO, - DURING THAT FESTIVE SEASON. - NOW FIRST EDITED FROM THE ORIGINAL MSS. (MESS). - With Notes and Illustrations - By LUKE LIMNER, Esq.
LONDON: - WILLIAM TEGG AND CO., 85, QUEEN STREET, CHEAPSIDE. - M.DCCC.L.
Prime Movers.
List of Plates.
CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR!
The End.
Set on a frosty December night in 1850, the story opens in the newly built Victoria and Albert Villas, a whimsically precarious pair of semi‑detached homes that embody the era’s blended ambition and folly. Snow blankets the streets of Mizzlington as the Brown household readies for Christmas, their preparations laced with the clatter of creaking floors, over‑filled chimneys, and the ever‑present hum of servants.
At the heart of the commotion stands John Brown, Esq., a proud but portly director who balances his “fair round belly” with self‑assured cleverness. Around him swirl a colorful cast—Mrs. Brown, the imperious matriarch; their daughters Jemima and Angelina, past the bloom of youth; their sons, one a fast‑living gentleman and the other a budding scholar; the eccentric de Camp relatives; and a loyal retinue of footmen, organists, and grocers—all rendered with sharp, comic affection.
Listeners will be drawn into a vividly detailed, humor‑rich portrait of Victorian domestic life, where festive expectations clash with the quirks of each family member, offering a lively snapshot of holiday drama in a world both familiar and delightfully odd.
Full title
Christmas Comes but Once a Year Showing What Mr. Brown Did, Thought, and Intended to Do, During That Festive Season. Showing What Mr. Brown Did, Thought, and Intended to Do, During That Festive Season.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (135K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Louise Hope and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)
Release date
2007-01-02
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1822–1912
A gifted Victorian artist and designer, he brought books to life with elegant illustrations, striking covers, and a deep love of craftsmanship. Writing at times under the name Luke Limner, he moved easily between art, design, and literary work.
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