All (Frightfully Unofficial) About an Old Friend of Mine What He Most Probably Was. What He Most Certainly Will Be, and Who Has Done This? Why the Cat.

A wry, fragmented portrait opens on a lifelong clerk of a sprawling financial firm, a man whose identity is reduced to titles and endless paperwork. Through a cascade of rhetorical questions, mock‑heroic declarations, and a recurring feline motif, the narrator sketches the absurdity of a career spent feeding the masters while the honey of the hive is hoarded elsewhere. The opening sets a tone that is both comedic and oddly melancholy, hinting at the quiet desperation that can hide behind a respectable badge.

The work proceeds in a collage of short bursts, illustrated snippets, and looping digressions that mimic the rhythm of an office day. It lampoons the promises of loyalty, pension, and “generous policy” while exposing the hollow trade‑offs between ambition and personal freedom. Listeners will be drawn into a surreal yet recognisable world where the ordinary becomes a stage for satire, inviting reflection on how modern labor can feel both ritualistic and ridiculous.