The Clicking of Cuthbert

In the smoky lounge of a country club, a frustrated young golfer slams his bag down and declares he’s done with the game forever. The seasoned Oldest Member, pipe in hand, listens with a mixture of sympathy and amusement, prompting the newcomer’s tirade about golf’s supposed uselessness. This opening sets the stage for a classic Wodehouse‑style riff on the absurdities of the sport.

The Oldest Member then launches into the legendary tale of Cuthbert Banks, a man whose misadventures on the fairways of Wood Hills become a parade of comic mishaps and unexpected triumphs. Through Cuthbert’s blunders—lost balls, wayward drives, and improbable encounters—the story gleefully illustrates why even the most cynical golfer might find a sliver of redemption. Listeners can expect witty dialogue, gentle satire, and the warm, breezy charm that makes the world of amateur golf feel both familiar and delightfully ridiculous.