
AUTHOR OF - "JOHN HENRY," "DOWN THE LINE WITH JOHN HENRY," "IT'S UP TO YOU," "BACK TO THE WOODS," "OUT FOR THE COIN," "I NEED THE MONEY," "I'M FROM MISSOURI," ETC. - ILLUSTRATIONS BY GORDON H. GRANT
JOHN HENRY GETS A PARTNER - JOHN HENRY GETS A SUFFICIENCY - JOHN HENRY GETS BUSY - JOHN HENRY GETS A SHOCK - JOHN HENRY GETS EXCITED - JOHN HENRY GETS A SETBACK - JOHN HENRY GETS A SURPRISE - ILLUSTRATIONS - "BRING US A PLAIN OMELETTE AND ONE DISH OF PRUNES." - TWO AND A HALF POUNDS OF IRON LANDED ON MY INSTEP - "YOU BETCHER SWEET" - THE ANSWER WAS A CREAM-COLORED HORSE WHICH LOOKED AT ME SADLY - A PRETTY HOT LINE OF GOODS, EH? - I WAS SO SURPRISED I DROPPED THE EGG - CHAPTER I. - JOHN HENRY GETS A PARTNER.
CHAPTER II. - JOHN HENRY GETS A SUFFICIENCY.
CHAPTER III. - JOHN HENRY GETS BUSY.
CHAPTER IV. - JOHN HENRY GETS A SHOCK.
CHAPTER V. - JOHN HENRY GETS EXCITED.
CHAPTER VI. - JOHN HENRY GETS A SETBACK.
B.
CHAPTER VII. - JOHN HENRY GETS A SURPRISE.
A lively early‑20th‑century yarn follows John Henry, a sharp‑tongued wanderer who spends his days swapping jokes with an old friend named Bunch. As wedding bells loom, the pair grapple with a sudden shortage of cash, the kind of everyday scramble that turns ordinary meals into high‑stakes negotiations. Their rapid‑fire dialogue crackles with period slang, making each exchange feel like a quick step in a bustling downtown saloon.
When Bunch confides that a recent gamble at the Bennings race track has left him far short of the funds needed for his bride, John hatches a scheme that promises to restore the balance—if luck stays on their side. The story builds around the tension of a plan that could either lift them out of debt or deepen the hole, all while the characters’ friendship holds steady amid the chaos. Listeners will be drawn in by the humor, the vivid setting, and the earnest hope that a clever idea might just turn a dire situation around.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (85K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
Jun 1, 2004
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1867–1926
A prolific early 20th-century humorist and playwright, he helped shape American musical comedy and became widely known for the comic "Dinkelspiel" letters. His work ranged from stage librettos and songs to novels and newspaper satire.
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