
PROMISED TO PAY A WOMAN'S BILLS FOR LIFE.
THE·RUBÁIYÁT OF·A·BACHELOR - BY HELEN ROWLAND - DECORATIONS ···· BY ···· HAROLD ···· SPEAKMAN
A playful, rhyme‑laden confession unfolds as a self‑styled bachelor waxes lyrical about the joys and perils of a life unbound by matrimony. The narrator boasts of endless flirtations, late‑night dinners and carefree evenings, yet pauses to wonder whether the endless parade of lovers might someday turn into a quiet reckoning. With witty observations on springtime romance, the promises of “paying a woman’s bills for life,” and the absurdities of social expectations, the piece feels like a mischievous toast to youthful freedom.
Interwoven with poetic snapshots of bustling Broadway cafés, cigar smoke, and the occasional longing glance at a potential bride, the voice balances humor with a hint of melancholy. Listeners are invited into a world where every charming encounter is both a celebration and a gentle self‑parody, offering a spirited look at love’s fleeting sparks before any decisive commitment reshapes the narrative.
Language
en
Duration
~13 minutes (12K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Emmy, Tor Martin Kristiansen and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
2010-03-02
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

b. 1876
Best known for her witty takes on romance, marriage, and social life, this American journalist and humorist turned newspaper observations into sharp, memorable aphorisms. Her writing still feels lively today because it mixes skepticism, charm, and a very clear eye for human behavior.
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