
THE average man looks on matrimony as a hitching post where he can tie a woman and leave her until he comes home nights.
In this witty essay collection, a sharp‑tongued narrator surveys love, marriage, and the everyday negotiations between men and women with a blend of sarcasm and candor. She turns common courtship rituals into punchy observations—comparing a wedding knot to a lawyer’s fee, or a husband’s freedom to a barbed‑wire climb—while never losing a playful tone. The prose feels like a series of quick, memorable epigrams that capture the paradoxes of early‑20th‑century society.
Listeners are invited to follow her teasing commentary as she dissects topics from alimony and reputation to the absurdities of “the devil’s best argument.” The humor is grounded in relatable scenarios—missed dates, awkward proposals, and the quiet resignation that often follows a broken romance—making each reflection feel both timeless and immediate. It’s a light yet incisive look at how love can glitter like a jewel while demanding the practical work of everyday life.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (77K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Emmy and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
Release date
2010-03-19
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

b. 1876
Best known for her witty takes on romance, marriage, and social life, this American journalist and humorist turned newspaper observations into sharp, memorable aphorisms. Her writing still feels lively today because it mixes skepticism, charm, and a very clear eye for human behavior.
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