
Transcriber's note: The original publication has been replicated faithfully except as listed here.
A QUARTER OF TWELVE.
A wry, self‑conscious narrator attempts to document a great battle while tiptoeing around a meddlesome press‑censor. He weaves together the absurdities of wartime bureaucracy with a tongue‑in‑cheek confession that even the location, troop numbers, and outcomes must remain hidden. The voice drifts from formal report to playful anecdote, offering a glimpse of a world where official reports and personal stories collide in a delightfully tangled prose.
Interlaced with the military nonsense are bizarre side stories—a cheap‑price daguerreotypist hired to capture a lady’s portrait, a “Mackerel Brigade” shifting bases across imagined lakes, and a gothic steed named Pegasus. These eccentric characters and their surreal conversations create a parody of 19th‑century correspondence, turning a serious historical setting into a comic tableau. Listeners will enjoy the blend of mock‑heroic language, clever wordplay, and the narrator’s earnest yet absurd struggle to convey a truth that can never be fully spoken.
Language
en
Duration
~8 hours (497K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Chris Curnow, Henry Gardiner and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
2010-12-26
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1836–1901
Best known for the comic pen name Orpheus C. Kerr, this 19th-century American humorist turned Civil War news and public life into quick, sharp satire. His writing captured the absurdities of the era with a playful style that helped make him widely read in his day.
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