
THE MUD LARKS
I THE "FERTS"
II OTTO
III A. E.'S BATH AND BROCK'S BENEFIT
IV THE MESSLESS MESS
V CLIMATE AT THE FRONT
VI THE PADRE
VII THE RIDING-MASTER
VIII NATIONAL ANTHEM
IX HORSE SENSE
A young lieutenant narrates his days on the Western Front with a blend of wry humor and vivid detail, turning the grim reality of trench warfare into a series of unforgettable anecdotes. From dodging artillery shells to the peculiar rituals of the mess, he captures the camaraderie, the absurdities, and the small comforts that kept spirits alive amid the mud and the roar.
One of the most memorable episodes unfolds in a cramped dug‑out where an old schoolmate, the flamboyant Frederick Milroy, has taken refuge. Their tea time is interrupted by swarms of mischievous rats and the arrival of two ferrets, Burroughs and Welcome, sent in as unlikely pest controllers. The chaotic battle of rodents, the makeshift celebrations, and the soldiers’ good‑natured resignations to life’s little absurdities paint a picture of wartime life that is both poignant and oddly comic.
Language
en
Duration
~4 hours (255K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Al Haines
Release date
Jul 10, 2019
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1887–1930
An adventurous Cornish writer who turned a life of travel, war service, and hard outdoor work into vivid fiction. He is best remembered for the Penhale trilogy, historical novels that helped bring 18th-century Cornwall to life for a wide audience.
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