
CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS - 153-157 Fifth Avenue :: New York
To - HENRY MEADE WILLIAMS - A SUB-FRESHMAN
ILLUSTRATIONS - From drawings by Fletcher Ransom
CHAPTER I - THE FIRST DAY AT COLLEGE
CHAPTER II - THE "BIG, GREEN FRESHMAN FROM SQUEEDUNK"
CHAPTER III - THE GREAT SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN RUSH
CHAPTER IV - WELCOME AND UNWELCOME VISITORS
CHAPTER V - HAZING
CHAPTER VI - WORK—PLAY—"PROCS"
"ATTENTION! - YE FOUL AND FOOLISH FREAKS - OF FRESHMEN!"
A nervous newcomer steps onto the historic campus, hat perched high and confidence still in the bag, only to be confronted by a boisterous band of sophomores. Their striped blazers, smoking pipes, and relentless taunts turn the freshman’s ordinary arrival into a lively rite of passage, complete with jokes, challenges, and the ever‑present threat of hazing. Through witty banter and vivid illustrations, the opening scene captures the mix of excitement and intimidation that defines college life at the turn of the century.
The narrative follows the freshman’s attempts to hold his ground while navigating the curious rituals of his older peers, from playful threats to the looming presence of the stern proctor watching from a distance. Along the way, colorful characters emerge—a charismatic sophomore leader, a dignified waiter, and the legendary “Invincibles” who add flavor to campus lore. Listeners are invited into a world where tradition, humor, and youthful bravado collide, setting the stage for an unforgettable first year.
Language
en
Duration
~3 hours (188K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Annie McGuire. This book was produced from scanned images of public domain material from the Google Print archive.
Release date
2011-01-17
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1871–1929
Best remembered as the playwright who won the very first Pulitzer Prize for Drama, he also wrote with wit about college life, modern relationships, and American society. His career moved easily between journalism, fiction, and the stage.
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