
MORE FABLES - by GEORGE ADE - author of - FABLES in SLANG - ILLUSTRATED by - CLYDE J. NEWMAN - 1900. - THE FABLE OF HOW UNCLE BREWSTER WAS TOO SHIFTY FOR THE TEMPTER
THE FABLE OF THE GRASS WIDOW AND THE MESMEREE AND THE SIX DOLLARS
THE FABLE OF THE HONEST MONEY-MAKER AND THE PARTNER OF HIS JOYS, SUCH AS THEY WERE
THE FABLE OF WHY SWEETIE FLEW THE TRACK
THE FABLE OF THE EX-CHATTEL AND THE AWFUL SWAT THAT WAS WAITING FOR THE COLONEL
THE FABLE OF THE CORPORATION DIRECTOR AND THE MISLAID AMBITION
THE FABLE OF WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT THE MEN CAME TO THE WOMEN'S CLUB
THE FABLE OF WHY ESSIE'S TALL FRIEND GOT THE FRESH AIR
THE FABLE OF THE MICHIGAN COUNTERFEIT WHO WASN'T ONE THING OR THE OTHER
THE FABLE OF THE ADULT GIRL WHO GOT BUSY BEFORE THEY COULD RING THE BELL ON HER
Uncle Brewster is a larger‑than‑life character who tosses his annual collar on, cuffs his beard, and hurries off for a city adventure despite his wife’s skeptical glance. He hobbles onto a train, flashes a cigar, and insists on a “fine and fancy” reputation, yet the bustling streets quickly test his swagger. Arriving at a hotel, he is greeted with pomp, asks for a seat at a ballet, and is promptly rebuffed by a fast‑talking treasurer, setting the tone for a day of absurd miscommunications.
Undeterred, Brewster drifts from wax‑figure displays to a noisy gaming room, where he tries his hand at a modest two‑bit bet while dreaming of a respectable evening with a stylish shopkeeper’s daughter. The shopkeeper offers a “hat for fourteen dollars” as a price of propriety, and Brewster’s impulsive nature nudges him toward the racetrack, where a mysterious tout whispers of a sure‑fire winner. His reckless optimism promises more laughs and lessons as the fable unspools, inviting listeners to follow his winding, comedic quest through city life’s temptations.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (110K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by PG Distributed Proofreaders
Release date
2004-04-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1866–1944
Known for sharp, funny observations about American life, this Indiana-born writer turned everyday ambition and small-town manners into lively satire. His best-known work, Fables in Slang, helped make him one of the most popular humorists of his era.
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