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KNOCKING THE NEIGHBORS - THE ROYSTERING BLADES
THE FLAT-DWELLER
THE ADVANTAGE OF A GOOD THING
THE COMMON CARRIER
THE HEIR AND THE HEIRESS
THE UNDECIDED BACHELORS
THE WONDERFUL MEAL OF VITTLES
THE GALLOPING PILGRIM
THE PROGRESSIVE MANIAC
In a tucked‑away stretch of the Celery Belt, a modest flag‑station bustles with the odd rhythm of one‑day coach arrivals, buckets of oysters, and crates of eggs. Here two self‑styled pillars of the community, Milt and Henry, preside over a town that clings to old‑fashioned proprieties—gum‑booted citizens, parched corn at gatherings, and a strict dry‑movement that banishes liquor to the cellar or the pharmacist. Their daily parade through the streets, arm‑in‑arm with corn‑flake parcels and missionary reports, makes them local icons for children who stare from front windows, hoping to emulate their upright example.
Beneath the respectable façade, the duo nurtures a restless curiosity for the glittering life beyond their isolated kraal. As autumn approaches, they plot a “fall buying” escapade, gathering nickels for a promised taste of Tiffany water and other urban curiosities. Their modest ambitions, peppered with humor and a touch of satire, set the stage for a whimsical journey that teeters between earnest moralism and the pull of the wider, bewildering world.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (137K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
2006-11-16
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1866–1944
Best known for his witty Fables in Slang, this Indiana-born humorist turned everyday American speech into sharp, funny stories that made him a national favorite. He also became a hugely successful playwright, bringing the same easy charm and satire to the stage.
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