
A BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY and, FIRST ROMANCE
by Mark Twain - 1871
BURLESQUE AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
AWFUL, TERRIBLE MEDIEVAL ROMANCE
CHAPTER I. THE SECRET REVEALED.
CHAPTER II. FESTIVITY AND TEARS
CHAPTER III. THE PLOT THICKENS.
CHAPTER IV. THE AWFUL REVELATION.
CHAPTER V. THE FRIGHTFUL CATASTROPHE.
In this wildly imaginative memoir, the narrator spins a tongue‑in‑cheek genealogy that stretches from medieval England to the age of exploration, treating his family’s exploits as if they were epic legends. He introduces a parade of colorful ancestors—soldiers who sang into battle, a mischievous knight who sharpened his saber for midnight pranks, and a scholar whose flawless penmanship was ruined by a stint in stone‑cutting. The voice is wry and self‑aware, constantly poking fun at the grandiose language of traditional biographies while delivering absurd anecdotes with dead‑pan seriousness.
As the story unfolds, the narrator’s own place in this chaotic lineage emerges, hinting at the same blend of humor and hubris that has defined his forebears. Readers are invited to enjoy the playful mock‑historical footnotes, the exaggerated portraits of characters like the grumbling passenger on Columbus’s ship, and the ever‑present satire of heroic mythmaking. The result is a delightfully irreverent portrait of a family that never quite lives up to its own inflated reputation.
Language
en
Duration
~27 minutes (26K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by David Widger
Release date
Sep 16, 2004
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1835–1910
A master of wit, adventure, and social criticism, Mark Twain transformed American storytelling with unforgettable characters and a sharp, unmistakable voice. His journeys from the Mississippi River to the literary world shaped classics that still captivate listeners today.
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