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by W. L. (William Livingston) Alden
A tongue‑in‑cheek portrait of the world’s most debated explorer, this audio work treats Christopher Columbus as a character of endless possibility. The author playfully piles up contradictory birthplaces, fanciful family details and absurd scholarly debates, turning the usual solemn biography into a lively game of “what if?” Listeners are drawn into a narrative that mixes genuine historical references with wildly inventive sidetracks, all delivered in a breezy, almost conversational tone.
The early chapters focus on Columbus’s mischievous youth—an episode where a six‑year‑old wanders off to watch a makeshift baseball game in Genoa, hoping to learn the secrets of projectile motion. From there, the story rolls forward, sprinkling absurd footnotes and witty asides that keep the pacing swift and the humor sharp. It’s a perfect companion for anyone who enjoys history with a generous dash of satire, offering a fresh, entertaining lens on a figure who has been serious business for centuries.
Language
en
Duration
~4 hours (273K characters)
Series
Lives of American worthies
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Original publisher
New York: Henry Holt and Company, 1881.
Credits
hekula03 and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from images made available by the HathiTrust Digital Library.)
Release date
2023-09-05
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1837–1908
Best known as a witty journalist and storyteller, he also helped popularize canoeing in the United States and spent years living in Europe after serving as a U.S. diplomat in Rome. His work blends humor, adventure, and a lively eye for everyday absurdity.
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