
CHAPTER ONE: A Little Dinner with Mr. Lucullus Fyshe
CHAPTER TWO: The Wizard of Finance
CHAPTER THREE: The Arrested Philanthropy of Mr. Tomlinson
CHAPTER FOUR: The Yahi-Bahi Oriental Society of Mrs. Rasselyer-Brown
CHAPTER FIVE: The Love Story of Mr. Peter Spillikins
CHAPTER SIX: The Rival Churches of St. Asaph and St. Osoph
CHAPTER SEVEN: The Ministrations of the Rev. Uttermust Dumfarthing
CHAPTER EIGHT: The Great Fight for Clean Government
The story opens on Plutoria Avenue, a sun‑dappled boulevard where gleaming white marble meets ancient elms, and the city's wealth is on display in the most extravagant way. Tiny heirs in rabbit suits and lacquered perambulators command distilleries, railways, and whole corporations, while their parents glide past in chauffeur‑driven cars. Below the manicured streets, the city’s gritty slums loom, a stark reminder that the glittering façade hides a very different reality. The Mausoleum Club, with its broad carpeted steps and pastel‑colored awnings, serves as the epicenter of this gilded society.
Inside, shepherd‑like members in crisp waistcoats mingle with dazzling ladies whose gowns sparkle like market charts, trading jokes about rising stocks and falling bonds. The narrator is invited to a modest dinner with the enigmatic Mr. Lucullus Fyshe, promising a night of sharp wit and subtle observation of the idle rich. As the evening unfolds, the book gently exposes the absurdities of a world where even a child's rattle can be worth a fortune, setting the stage for a satirical journey through privilege and excess.
Language
en
Duration
~6 hours (369K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Gardner Buchanan. HTML version by Al Haines.
Release date
2003-05-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1869–1944
Best known for turning small-town life, politics, and everyday vanity into sharp, warm comedy, this Canadian humorist was one of the most widely read comic writers in the English-speaking world in the early 20th century.
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