
The story opens on Plutoria Avenue, a sun‑dappled boulevard where gleaming white marble meets ancient elms, and the city's wealth is on display in the most extravagant way. Tiny heirs in rabbit suits and lacquered perambulators command distilleries, railways, and whole corporations, while their parents glide past in chauffeur‑driven cars. Below the manicured streets, the city’s gritty slums loom, a stark reminder that the glittering façade hides a very different reality. The Mausoleum Club, with its broad carpeted steps and pastel‑colored awnings, serves as the epicenter of this gilded society.
Inside, shepherd‑like members in crisp waistcoats mingle with dazzling ladies whose gowns sparkle like market charts, trading jokes about rising stocks and falling bonds. The narrator is invited to a modest dinner with the enigmatic Mr. Lucullus Fyshe, promising a night of sharp wit and subtle observation of the idle rich. As the evening unfolds, the book gently exposes the absurdities of a world where even a child's rattle can be worth a fortune, setting the stage for a satirical journey through privilege and excess.
Language
en
Duration
~6 hours (369K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Gardner Buchanan. HTML version by Al Haines.
Release date
2003-05-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1869–1944
Best known for turning small-town life and social pretensions into sharp, affectionate comedy, this English-born Canadian writer was one of the most popular humorists in the English-speaking world in the 1910s and 1920s. He also spent decades as a scholar and teacher, bringing an unusual mix of wit and academic seriousness to his work.
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