
CHAPTER I - INTRODUCING ALEX THE GREAT
CHAPTER II - THE SELF-COMMENCER
CHAPTER III - PLAY YOUR ACE!
CHAPTER IV - DON'T GIVE UP THE TIP!
CHAPTER V - YOU CAN DO IT!
CHAPTER VI - THE LITTLE THINGS DON'T COUNT
CHAPTER VII - ART IS WRONG
A gritty, fast‑talking narrator opens the tale by sketching a world of everyday hustlers—factory workers, bank clerks, and street‑wise dreamers—all scrambling for a slice of the American promise. He contrasts raw ambition with a dry sense of humor, introducing colorful figures like the confident but clueless Joey Green and the brilliant yet overlooked Elbert Huntington. Their banter about “making gold out of mud” and life’s absurdities sets a lively tone that feels both nostalgic and sharply observant.
When a long‑awaited European trip falls through, the narrator’s wife disappears with the bank books, leaving him to hold down a flat in bustling New York. He gathers friends for a raucous night of pinochle that quickly devolves into dancing, music, and a frantic call from a downstairs neighbor about a broken chandelier. Through the chaos, his voice remains witty and grounded, promising listeners a portrait of ordinary lives caught in extraordinary moments.
Language
en
Duration
~4 hours (258K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Al Haines
Release date
2009-08-22
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1890–1929
Best known for lively boxing and baseball stories, this fast-moving American humorist also wrote for newspapers, magazines, comic strips, and silent films. His career packed a surprising amount into a short life, with hundreds of stories and articles and many screen credits by the 1920s.
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