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A FUN-LOVING AND HUMOR-LOVING MAN
MATRIMONIAL ADVICE
A SLOW HORSE
A VAIN GENERAL
HAD CONFIDENCE IN HIM—"BUT"—
HARDTACK BETTER THAN GENERALS
DOUGLAS HELD LINCOLN'S HAT
HIS PASSES TO RICHMOND NOT HONORED
LINCOLN AS A DANCER
LOVED SOLDIERS' HUMOR
Abraham Lincoln is remembered for his leadership, but he was also a keen raconteur who peppered his days with humor. This anthology gathers the most popular yarns he told—from playful jabs at rival politicians to light‑hearted quips about military mishaps. Listeners get a glimpse of the president who could turn a slow horse or a funeral procession into a chuckle‑worthy anecdote.
The selections showcase Lincoln’s quick wit in ordinary moments: offering sardonic advice on marriage, teasing a liveryman about a sluggish horse, or ribbing a general about his own vanity. Each story reflects his ability to ease tension with a well‑timed punchline, even amid the nation’s darkest hours. The tone remains conversational, as if the former president were sitting across the table sharing a favorite joke.
Beyond the laughs, the collection reveals a thoughtful, down‑to‑earth side of a man who balanced grave responsibility with a love of laughter. It offers a fresh, personable portrait that brings history to life for anyone who enjoys a good story told by an unexpected source.
Full title
"Abe" Lincoln's Anecdotes and Stories A Collection of the Best Stories Told by Lincoln Which Made Him Famous as America's Best Story Teller
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (157K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Richard Hulse, Diane Monico, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)
Release date
2014-12-29
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

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