
audiobook
by Walter Carruthers Sellar, Robert Julian Yeatman
COMPULSORY PREFACE (This Means You)
PREFACE TO SECOND EDITION
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
PRESS OPINIONS
ERRATA
AUTHORS’ NOTE
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
This witty chronicle reimagines England’s past as the collection of facts you can actually recall, stripping away the pomp of serious scholarship. The author treats the ancient Romans, the Saxon wars, and the medieval monarchs with a delightfully irreverent eye, turning grand events into punchy anecdotes about woad‑clad queens and misplaced dates. By framing history as a series of “memorable” moments, the book invites listeners to grin at the absurdities that have become folklore.
From Julius Caesar’s bumbling landing at Thanet to the bewildering road‑building of the Romans, the narrative skips past solemn analysis in favor of playfully crafted footnotes and tongue‑in‑cheek “errata.” The style mimics a pub‑talk lecture, complete with mock‑serious prefaces, faux scholarly acknowledgments, and a healthy dose of British self‑deprecation. It’s an entertaining romp that lets you enjoy a light‑hearted tour of early England without the weight of academic rigor.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (124K characters)
Release date
Mar 6, 2026
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
1898–1951
Best known for the brilliantly silly 1066 and All That, this Scottish humorist turned school history on its head with deadpan jokes and mock-serious nonsense. He wrote with a style that still feels fresh, especially for readers who enjoy clever parody.
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Best known for the wickedly funny 1066 and All That, this British humorist turned schoolbook history into a lasting comic classic. His writing for Punch and his partnership with W. C. Sellar helped make him a memorable voice in twentieth-century English humor.
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