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by Baron Edward Bulwer Lytton Lytton
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WHAT WILL HE DO WITH IT - BY - "PISISTRATUS CAXTON" - (LORD LYTTON) - IN TWO VOLUMES - VOL. I. - WHAT WILL HE DO WITH IT? - BOOK I. - CHAPTER I.
CHAPTER II.
CHAPTER III.
CHAPTER IV.
CHAPTER V.
CHAPTER VI.
CHAPTER VII.
CHAPTER VIII.
CHAPTER IX.
At a sun‑drenched summer fair in a charming Surrey village, the main street bursts with glittering stalls—bright toys, polished china, ribbons, and a ginger‑bread kiosk that smells of spice. The village green hosts oddities: a mermaid costume, a towering “Norfolk Giant,” a pig‑faced lady, a spotted boy, and a two‑headed calf, all overseen by a breezy stage promising the melodramatic tale of a remorseless baron. Lively music—drums, fifes, penny‑whistles and a foreign hand‑organ—fills the air as children swing from the elm leaves, their laughter mingling with amused locals.
Among the throng two strangers stand out, their unusual dress drawing good‑natured jokes from the village wits, which they return with charm that quickly wins favor. The older, a handsome twenty‑something with a striking auburn mane and a noble, “nose‑in‑the‑air” confidence, wears a sleek black velveteen coat and a quirky mustache, suggesting both refinement and a hint of mystery. Beside him, a younger companion of about seventeen moves with lithe, energetic grace, dark chestnut hair catching sunlight, eyes bright and blue, an allure that hints at adventures yet to unfold.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (159K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
2005-03-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1803–1873
Best remembered today for unforgettable phrases like "the pen is mightier than the sword" and "It was a dark and stormy night," this Victorian novelist was once one of the most widely read writers in Britain. He paired literary fame with a busy political career, giving his work an unusual mix of melodrama, ambition, and public life.
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