Three men in a boat (to say nothing of the dog)

Three weary gentlemen, each convinced they are a walking case study of the era’s most obscure ailments, find themselves plotting a simple cure: a leisurely cruise down the River Thames. Joined by the ever‑faithful spaniel Montmorency, they set off with a borrowed boat, a sketchy itinerary, and more enthusiasm than competence. Their plans quickly unravel as they grapple with stubborn tides, dubious maps, and the quirks of riverside towns, turning an ordinary holiday into a series of comical mishaps.

Through their eyes the listener hears the gentle ribbing of friendship, the absurdity of Victorian health fads, and vivid snapshots of countryside life along the water. The narrative balances witty observation with genuine affection for the countryside, making every bump in the water feel like a shared laugh. It’s a light‑hearted voyage that celebrates the simple pleasure of getting away, even when everything seems to go amusingly awry.