The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

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The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome

EN·~6 hours·13 chapters

Chapters

13 total
1

This etext was prepared by Les Bowler from the 1899 Hurst and Blackett edition.

1:14
2

ON THE ART OF MAKING UP ONE’S MIND

27:21
3

ON THE DISADVANTAGE OF NOT GETTING WHAT ONE WANTS

24:24
4

ON THE EXCEPTIONAL MERIT ATTACHING TO THE THINGS WE MEANT TO DO

38:28
5

ON THE PREPARATION AND EMPLOYMENT OF LOVE PHILTRES

28:50
6

ON THE DELIGHTS AND BENEFITS OF SLAVERY

29:54
7

ON THE CARE AND MANAGEMENT OF WOMEN

25:12
8

ON THE MINDING OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS

39:34
9

ON THE TIME WASTED IN LOOKING BEFORE ONE LEAPS

29:34
10

ON THE NOBILITY OF OURSELVES

27:25

Description

In this gently amusing collection the narrator treats the everyday as a laboratory for wit. Through a series of short, tongue‑in‑cheek essays he explores everything from the proper way to choose a hat colour to the absurdities of modern etiquette. The voice is that of a pleasant idle fellow, keen to turn petty dilemmas into philosophical jokes, while his observations feel both timeless and oddly familiar.

The opening scene finds a couple tangled in a ridiculous debate over whether to buy a red or a grey fabric, each argument spiralling into comic reflections on safety, warmth and the tyranny of choice. Their banter illustrates the author’s talent for turning a simple shopping trip into a miniature drama of indecision, while subtly poking fun at the social rituals that surround even the smallest purchase. Listeners will enjoy the bright, rhythmic prose that makes a morning at Madame Jannaway’s feel like a lively symposium on the art of making up one’s mind.

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Language

en

Duration

~6 hours (347K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Release date

1999-10-01

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome

Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome

1859–1927

Best known for the comic classic Three Men in a Boat, this English writer had a gift for turning everyday mishaps into warm, easygoing humor. His work helped make him one of the most widely loved comic authors of the late Victorian and Edwardian period.

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