The Picaroons

audiobook

The Picaroons

by Gelett Burgess, Will Irwin

EN·~5 hours·11 chapters

Chapters

11 total

Transcriber's Note:

1:10

NOTE

0:27

CHAPTER I A MIRACLE AT COFFEE JOHN’S

27:40

CHAPTER II JAMES WISWELL COFFIN 3D

22:12

CHAPTER III PROFESSOR VANGO

17:47

CHAPTER IV ADMEH DRAKE

25:04

CHAPTER V THE DIMES OF COFFEE JOHN

25:35

CHAPTER VI THE HARVARD FRESHMAN’S ADVENTURE: THE FORTY PANATELAS

1:04:34

CHAPTER VII THE EX-MEDIUM’S ADVENTURE: THE INVOLUNTARY SUICIDE

43:17

CHAPTER VIII THE HERO’S ADVENTURE: THE MYSTERY OF THE HAMMAM

1:17:57

Description

A restless gang of would‑be heroes gathers in a cramped, neon‑lit coffee shop on a fog‑swept San Francisco night, each plotting a crooked scheme while trading barbed jokes in a Cockney‑tinged patter. The narrator slips between a swaggering youngster in a patchwork coat and a sharp‑eyed proprietor who serves “doughnuts and coffee, 5 cents” as if they were contraband. The opening scene crackles with tension as a frantic stranger bursts through the door, setting the tone for a night of reckless improvisation.

From there the book unspools a chain of brisk, self‑contained episodes— a Harvard freshman fresh from the campus, an ex‑medium haunted by a vanished love, and a daring bridge hero whose reputation teeters between legend and farce. Each chapter reads like a modern picaresque vignette, blending sly social commentary with absurdist mishaps while keeping the dialogue brisk and the humor unflinching. The episodic structure lets listeners dip in and out, savoring colorful character sketches without ever losing the thread of the larger urban tapestry.

The storytelling feels like a lively street‑corner performance, where witty repartee and vivid period details paint a portrait of early‑20th‑century city life. Listeners will appreciate the rapid pacing, the playful language, and the sense that anything could happen before the next cup of coffee arrives. It’s an entertaining ride through mischievous ambition, perfect for anyone who enjoys clever, bite‑sized adventures.

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Language

en

Duration

~5 hours (322K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Richard Tonsing and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)

Release date

Jul 21, 2017

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the authors

Gelett Burgess

Gelett Burgess

1866–1951

A playful American humorist, poet, and illustrator, he is best remembered for the nonsense poem "The Purple Cow" and for the mischievous spirit he brought to everything he wrote. His work helped shape the lively literary culture of San Francisco in the 1890s and still feels bright, odd, and funny today.

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Will Irwin

Will Irwin

1873–1948

A sharp-eyed American journalist and author, he helped define the muckraking era and later became known for vivid war reporting and thoughtful books about public life.

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