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CHAPTER I A MIRACLE AT COFFEE JOHN’S
CHAPTER II JAMES WISWELL COFFIN 3D
CHAPTER III PROFESSOR VANGO
CHAPTER IV ADMEH DRAKE
CHAPTER V THE DIMES OF COFFEE JOHN
CHAPTER VI THE HARVARD FRESHMAN’S ADVENTURE: THE FORTY PANATELAS
CHAPTER VII THE EX-MEDIUM’S ADVENTURE: THE INVOLUNTARY SUICIDE
CHAPTER VIII THE HERO’S ADVENTURE: THE MYSTERY OF THE HAMMAM
A restless gang of would‑be heroes gathers in a cramped, neon‑lit coffee shop on a fog‑swept San Francisco night, each plotting a crooked scheme while trading barbed jokes in a Cockney‑tinged patter. The narrator slips between a swaggering youngster in a patchwork coat and a sharp‑eyed proprietor who serves “doughnuts and coffee, 5 cents” as if they were contraband. The opening scene crackles with tension as a frantic stranger bursts through the door, setting the tone for a night of reckless improvisation.
From there the book unspools a chain of brisk, self‑contained episodes— a Harvard freshman fresh from the campus, an ex‑medium haunted by a vanished love, and a daring bridge hero whose reputation teeters between legend and farce. Each chapter reads like a modern picaresque vignette, blending sly social commentary with absurdist mishaps while keeping the dialogue brisk and the humor unflinching. The episodic structure lets listeners dip in and out, savoring colorful character sketches without ever losing the thread of the larger urban tapestry.
The storytelling feels like a lively street‑corner performance, where witty repartee and vivid period details paint a portrait of early‑20th‑century city life. Listeners will appreciate the rapid pacing, the playful language, and the sense that anything could happen before the next cup of coffee arrives. It’s an entertaining ride through mischievous ambition, perfect for anyone who enjoys clever, bite‑sized adventures.
Language
en
Duration
~5 hours (322K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Richard Tonsing and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
Jul 21, 2017
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

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