The infant moralist

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The infant moralist

by Lady Helena Carnegie, Violet Jacob

EN·~20 minutes·25 chapters

Chapters

25 total

BY

0:08

CRUELTY TO ANIMALS

0:27

INSENSATE MISCHIEF

1:32

CHARITABLE LOUISA

0:39

CREDULITY

1:00

THE CONSEQUENCES OF GREED

0:26

PROFANITY

0:50

ENVY

0:35

THE SCHOOL FEAST

0:42

COURAGE

0:59
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Description

The collection opens with a lively, rhymed dialogue between a stern caretaker and a wayward child, setting a tone that blends humour with firm moral instruction. Through vivid scenes—an innocent bird released, a tumbling town clock, and a clumsy thief on the belfry—the narrator illustrates how thoughtless actions reverberate through a community. Each vignette is punctuated by a gentle admonition, urging listeners to consider the consequences of cruelty, mischief, and selfishness. The language echoes early‑20th‑century cadence while remaining accessible to modern ears.

The book proceeds through a parade of moral sketches—charitable Louisa delivering bread to a needy cottage, the wandering gipsy queen tempted by a naïve boy, and a greedy child choking on a jam‑filled pastry. Each episode is framed by a clear lesson about kindness, honesty, temperance, or the perils of profanity. The verses flow with rhythm that invites young listeners to picture bustling markets, cracked steeples, and bustling townsfolk, making the ethical points feel lived‑in rather than lectured. Listeners are left with memorable, bite‑size counsel that encourages reflection long after the poem ends.

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Language

en

Duration

~20 minutes (19K characters)

Release date

Aug 7, 2025

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the authors

LH

Lady Helena Carnegie

1865–1943

Best known for the darkly funny children's verse collection The Infant Moralist, this Scottish writer also worked on art and antiquarian subjects. She moved in an aristocratic world, but her surviving work still feels lively, sharp, and unexpectedly playful.

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Violet Jacob

Violet Jacob

1863–1946

A Scottish writer with a gift for history, storytelling, and the music of Scots speech, she is best remembered for the novel Flemington and for poems rooted in the landscape of Angus. Her work blends strong feeling with a vivid sense of place.

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