
audiobook
by Falconbridge
"Are you de man advertised for de dogs, sa-a-ay? You needn't be afraid o' dem; come a'here, lay down, Balty—day's de dogs, mister, vot you read of!" "Ain't they rather fierce," responded the rural sportsman, eyeing the ugly brutes. "Fierce? Better believe dey are—show 'em a f-f-ight, if you want to see 'em go in for de chances! You want to see der teeth?"— *Page* 136.
THE HUMORS OF FALCONBRIDGE: A COLLECTION OF HUMOROUS AND EVERY DAY SCENES. - BY JONATHAN F. KELLEY. - Philadelphia: T. B. PETERSON, No. 102 CHESTNUT STREET.
TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE
A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH OF THE LATE JONATHAN F. KELLY.
ILLUSTRATIONS
THE HUMORS OF FALCONBRIDGE.
If it ain't right, I'll make it all right in the Morning!
Don't you believe in 'em?
The Old Black Bull
Dobbs makes "a Pint."
A lively scrapbook of 19th‑century everyday life, this collection invites listeners into bustling taverns, dusty country roads, and cramped city back‑streets where humor springs from the ordinary. The opening scene finds a boisterous countryman bantering with a bewildered city visitor over ferocious dogs, setting a tone of quick‑witted dialogue and affectionate ribbing that runs through each vignette.
The sketches capture a range of characters—from a good‑natured farmer who nurses a wanderer back to health, to a theatrical troupe’s misadventures on the road, and the occasional sarcastic clerk navigating legal paperwork. Though rooted in its historic setting, the humor feels timeless, revealing the small absurdities that make daily life both frustrating and funny. Listeners will enjoy the gentle satire, the vivid portraits, and the warm sense of community that ties each episode together, making the past feel surprisingly familiar.
Full title
The Humors of Falconbridge A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes
Language
en
Duration
~13 hours (784K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Irma Spehar, David Cortesi and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
2009-11-15
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects
1818–1854
A lively 19th-century American humorist and journalist, he wrote quick, observant sketches of everyday life under the pen name Falconbridge. His work was gathered after his death in the collection The Humors of Falconbridge, which helped preserve his voice for later readers.
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