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AXIOMS
Michael Maloney’s Serenade
A GOOD AFTER-DINNER SPEECH
WHAT THE STATUTE DID NOT SAY
A LINCOLN STORY
ANOTHER LINCOLN STORY
SHE DRIED UP
A TIMELY ANSWER
THAT TERRIBLE INFANT
A lively mix of short stories and witty sketches awaits anyone who needs a burst of cheer during a quiet afternoon. The pieces range from breezy after‑dinner speeches and mischievous classroom tricks to exaggerated tales of clumsy tradesmen, runaway mules, and eccentric poets. Each vignette offers a quick, self‑contained punch of humor, letting listeners dip in and out without having to follow a long plot.
The collection also sprinkles in playful verses and tongue‑in‑cheek “axioms” that poke fun at everyday logic, while occasional rhymed verses give a sing‑song feel to the merriment. Whether you’re imagining a bewildered bridegroom, a stubborn deacon, or a stubborn mule that refuses to budge, the tone stays light and conversational, making the stories feel like friendly chatter over tea. The anthology’s charm lies in its ability to turn ordinary moments into amusing anecdotes that bright‑en a dull hour.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (163K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by David Edwards, Chuck Greif and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
2014-01-11
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
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by Royall Tyler

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