The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War

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The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War

by Artemus Ward

EN·~1 hours·14 chapters

Chapters

14 total
1

PART II.

0:29
2

PART II. WAR. - 2.1. THE SHOW IS CONFISCATED.

8:49
3

2.2. THRILLING SCENES IN DIXIE.

7:45
4

2.3. FOURTH OF JULY ORATION.

7:27
5

2.4. THE WAR FEVER IN BALDINSVILLE.

6:08
6

2.5. A WAR MEETING.

8:44
7

2.6. THE DRAFT IN BALDINSVILLE.

9:39
8

2.7. SURRENDER OF CORNWALLIS.

7:40
9

2.8. THINGS IN NEW YORK.

8:07
10

2.9. TOUCHING LETTER FROM A GORY MEMBER OF THE HOME GUARD.

0:32

Description

Artemus Ward’s voice barrels through a chaotic wartime landscape, offering sharp‑tongued commentary on everything from makeshift exhibitions to patriotic parades. In his signature blend of tall‑tale storytelling and dead‑pan satire, he recounts getting his traveling show seized by Southern troops, navigating a fever‑ish draft meeting, and delivering a hilariously earnest Fourth‑of‑July oration. The humor lands in the everyday absurdities that surface when patriotic fervor collides with ordinary life, all filtered through Ward’s larger‑than‑life narrator who treats each mishap as a chance for a witty riff.

The second half of the collection expands the battlefield into taverns, town squares, and even a whispered letter from a “gory member of the Home Guard.” Listeners will hear sketches on the draft in Baldinsville, a tongue‑in‑cheek surrender of Cornwallis, and a baffling encounter with a Prince of Wales, each piece exposing the quirks of a nation at war while keeping the tone light and infectious. It’s a vivid, comedic snapshot of a turbulent era that rewards anyone who enjoys clever, historically rooted satire.

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Language

en

Duration

~1 hours (90K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Release date

2002-06-01

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Artemus Ward

Artemus Ward

1834–1867

A sharp 19th-century humorist who turned newspaper sketches and comic lectures into a new kind of American entertainment. Writing as Artemus Ward, he mixed deadpan silliness with sly common sense and became a strong influence on later performers, including Mark Twain.

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