The Complete Cynic Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner

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The Complete Cynic Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner

by Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford Grant, Addison Mizner

EN·~19 minutes·11 chapters

Chapters

11 total

The Complete Cynic

0:11

DEDICATION, 1911 TO THE MERRY

0:14

DEDICATION, 1905 TO THE WORLD AT LARGE

0:18

DEDICATION, 1907

0:13

DEDICATION, 1908

0:17

DEDICATION, 1909

0:20

BOOK ONE

3:37

BOOK TWO

2:41

BOOK THREE

5:47

BOOK FOUR

3:31

Description

A lively anthology gathers the sharp‑tongued musings of early‑20th‑century humorists into a single, bite‑sized volume. The opening pages set the tone with playful dedications that wink at the world’s absurdities, inviting listeners to keep a smile handy while the jokes roll out. Its eclectic spirit feels like flipping through a vintage calendar, each day offering a fresh, irreverent observation.

The collection is a parade of pithy sayings that swing between sly satire and unexpected wisdom. From cheeky takes on love and money to the quirks of everyday etiquette, every line is crafted to provoke a chuckle and a moment’s reflection. The contributors’ distinct voices blend into a cohesive chorus that celebrates cynicism without losing its warmth.

Listening to these compact pearls feels like sitting at a timeless cocktail party, where every guest has a clever quip ready. The rhythm of the verses—short, punchy, and often rhymed—makes it easy to pause, replay, and let the humor settle in, perfect for short breaks or a light‑hearted companion on a longer journey.

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The Complete Cynic Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner

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en

Duration

~19 minutes (18K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

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Produced by Chris Curnow, Emmy and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)

Release date

2014-02-24

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the authors

Oliver Herford

Oliver Herford

1863–1935

Known for witty little poems, sharp one-liners, and charming drawings, this Anglo-American humorist brought a light, playful touch to both children's verse and grown-up satire. His work mixes nonsense, elegance, and a gently mischievous sense of fun.

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Ethel Watts Mumford Grant

Ethel Watts Mumford Grant

1878–1940

A prolific American writer with a sharp wit, she moved easily between novels, plays, poems, songs, and comic sketches. Her work captures the lively, inventive spirit of the early 20th century.

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Addison Mizner

Addison Mizner

1872–1933

Known for giving Palm Beach and Boca Raton much of their romantic old-world look, this colorful American architect helped turn South Florida into a showcase for Mediterranean Revival design. His life mixed grand houses, big ambitions, and a flair for storytelling almost as memorable as his buildings.

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