
audiobook
by Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford Grant, Addison Mizner
The Complete Cynic
DEDICATION, 1911 TO THE MERRY
DEDICATION, 1905 TO THE WORLD AT LARGE
DEDICATION, 1907
DEDICATION, 1908
DEDICATION, 1909
BOOK ONE
BOOK TWO
BOOK THREE
BOOK FOUR
A lively anthology gathers the sharp‑tongued musings of early‑20th‑century humorists into a single, bite‑sized volume. The opening pages set the tone with playful dedications that wink at the world’s absurdities, inviting listeners to keep a smile handy while the jokes roll out. Its eclectic spirit feels like flipping through a vintage calendar, each day offering a fresh, irreverent observation.
The collection is a parade of pithy sayings that swing between sly satire and unexpected wisdom. From cheeky takes on love and money to the quirks of everyday etiquette, every line is crafted to provoke a chuckle and a moment’s reflection. The contributors’ distinct voices blend into a cohesive chorus that celebrates cynicism without losing its warmth.
Listening to these compact pearls feels like sitting at a timeless cocktail party, where every guest has a clever quip ready. The rhythm of the verses—short, punchy, and often rhymed—makes it easy to pause, replay, and let the humor settle in, perfect for short breaks or a light‑hearted companion on a longer journey.
Full title
The Complete Cynic Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner Being Bunches of Wisdom Culled from the Calendars of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner
Language
en
Duration
~19 minutes (18K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Chris Curnow, Emmy and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive)
Release date
2014-02-24
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1863–1935
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A prolific American writer with a sharp wit, she moved easily between novels, plays, poems, songs, and comic sketches. Her work captures the lively, inventive spirit of the early 20th century.
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