
THE TELEPHONE FACE.
SAID THE OBSERVER - By - Louis J. Stellmann - ILLUSTRATIONS BY - J.P. BURNHAM AND V.C. FORSYTHE
San Francisco - The Whitaker & Ray Co. - Incorporated - 1903
Influence of the Pipe.
Science and Weather.
The Mannish Woman.
A Wonderful Machine.
Drawbacks of the King Business.
Delights of Flashlight Photography.
Wonders of Spiritualism.
A lively assortment of witty sketches and essays, this collection captures the playful spirit of early‑20th‑century journalism. The author adopts a confident, tongue‑in‑cheek narrator who treats everyday subjects—politics, culture, and the quirks of daily life—as material for gentle ribbing and clever observation. Illustrated throughout, the pieces invite listeners to linger over each amusing vignette, savoring the humor without expecting deep seriousness.
Among the most memorable moments is a spirited defense of the humble pipe, presented as the secret engine of creativity and progress, complete with a parade of fanciful pipe types matched to different writing moods. The work also flirts with contemporary issues of its day, from temperance crusades to local personalities, always with a light‑hearted touch that encourages readers to smile at the absurdities of human nature. Perfect for anyone who enjoys sharp, affectionate satire wrapped in vivid period detail.
Language
en
Duration
~49 minutes (47K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by William Flis and PG Distributed Proofreaders
Release date
2004-07-06
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1877–1961
A lively early-20th-century newspaperman and man of many arts, he wrote with a feel for San Francisco life and left behind work as a columnist, photographer, poet, and painter.
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