Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes

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Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes

by Harry Graham

EN·~19 minutes·26 chapters

Chapters

26 total
1

RUTHLESS RHYMES for Heartless Homes

0:10
2

Dedicated to P. P.

1:09
3

Author's Preface

0:54
4

Uncle Joe

0:07
5

Impetuous Samuel

0:09
6

Inconsiderate Hannah

0:27
7

Aunt Eliza

0:06
8

Self-Sacrifice

0:17
9

La Course Interrompue

0:21
10

John

1:02

Description

A sharply satirical collection of short verses, this book delivers a wry, almost mischievous look at domestic life gone awry. The poet’s voice drips with self‑deprecating humor, offering “ruthless rhymes” that poke fun at marriage, parenting, and the everyday absurdities that lurk behind polite façades. Opening with a tongue‑in‑cheek dedication and a playful warning to keep the mischief away from the very young, it sets a tone that is both irreverent and oddly tender.

The pieces jump from grim anecdotes about a murderous husband to darkly comic sketches of mischievous children, a hapless sailor battling a shark, and even brief forays into French‑inflected absurdity. Each rhyme is concise, delivering a punchy moral twist that invites the listener to smile at the macabre. Ideal for fans of black humor who appreciate clever wordplay and a nostalgic, early‑20th‑century flavor, the anthology offers a delightfully unsettling listening experience without venturing beyond its first‑act mischief.

Details

Language

en

Duration

~19 minutes (18K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Mark C. Orton and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from scanned images of public domain material from the Google Print project.)

Release date

2011-01-24

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Harry Graham

Harry Graham

1874–1936

Best remembered for his delightfully wicked comic verse, this English writer turned everyday mishaps into neat little shocks of black humor. His "Ruthless Rhymes" made him a lasting favorite with readers who enjoy wit that bites.

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