Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters

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Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters

by Henry Wallace Phillips

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51 total
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\[Frontispiece: He was a lovely pet (missing from book)\]

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By - Henry Wallace Phillips

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THE PETS - OSCAR'S CHANCE, PER CHARLEY - BILLY THE BUCK - THE DEMON IN THE CANON - THE LITTLE BEAR WHO GREW - IN THE ABSENCE OF RULES - FOR SALE, THE GOLDEN QUEEN - WHERE THE HORSE IS FATE - AGAMEMNON AND THE FALL OF TROY - A TOUCH OF NATURE

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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

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HE WAS A LOVELY PET...... Frontispiece (missing from book) - WE NEAR LOST TWO PETS - "I WISHT SOMEBODY'D TELEGRAPH THAT SON-OF-A-GUN FOR ME" - BOB 'UD HOP HIM - HIS STYLE OF RIDING ATTRACTED ATTENTION - SEARCHING HIS SOUL FOR SOUNDS TO TELL HOW SCART HE WAS - GET OFF'N ME! - THE AFFAIR WAS AT PRESENT IN THE FORMAL STATE - "A WISE AND SUBTLE PIECE OF STRATEGY" - "AN ACCOUNT OF MY ADVENTURES" - "'HERE'S—YOUR—DEER—KID,' HE GASPED." - "JIMMY-HIT-THE-BOTTLE" - THE PUNCHERS TO THE RESCUE - "HY" SMITH - HE'D COME AROUND WITH HIS PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS TWICE A DAY - MIGUEL COULD RUN WHEN HE PUT HIS MIND TO IT - "CLEAN WAS NO NAME FOR HIS PERSONAL APPEARANCE" - "UP GETS FOXY WITH A SHRIEK AND GALLOPS AROUND THE HOUSE" - "OLD WINDY USED TO TALK TO THE PIG AS THOUGH THEY'D BEEN RAISED TOGETHER" - "HE'D HUMP UP HIS BACK... AND RUB AGAINST YOUR LEGS" - "NO. DIDN'T WANT FOOD. HEART WAS BROKE" - "'HUNGH!' SAYS HE, AND BLINKED HIS EYES SHUT" - "THE DOCTOR GOES SAILING INTO THE DRINK" - "A HA HA! CUT IN TWO IN THE MIDDLE" - "THAT WOOLLY, BLAATIN' FOOL OF A SHEEP" - "CHASES HIMSELF OFF TO THE SKY-LINE FOR ANOTHER TRY" - "THE DURNED RAM WAS PRANCIN' AWAY" - "HE WAS KNOCKED GALLEY-WEST" - "THAT PIG LOOKED UP AND SMILED" - "AND HOLLER! I WISHT YOU COULD HAVE HEARD THAT PIG" - "DONE. EVERLASTINGLY DONE" - THROUGH THE GLASS I GOT A BETTER VIEW OF THE POOR DEVIL ABOUT TO BE STRUNG - WE CALLED TO HIM TO HALT, AND HE STOPPED, KIND OF GRINNED AT US AND SAYS: "HELLO!" - YES, SIR; THERE HE SAT, AND HE WAS KNITTIN' A PAIR OF SOCKS! - TWENTY-FIVE FOOT OF A DROP, CLEAR, TO ICE-WATER—WOW! - "WHOOP HER UP, COLIN!" I HOLLERS

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Red Saunders' Pets And Other Critters

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The Pets

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\[Illustration: We near lost two pets\]

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\[Illustration: "I wisht somebody'd telegraph that son-of-a-gun for me."\]

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\[Illustration: Bob 'ud hop him.\]

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Description

Red Saunders narrates a ramshackle life on the lake‑bed ranch, where the solitude of endless hay‑making is lightened by an odd menagerie of critters. A wounded hawk, a bull‑snake in a flannel collar, and a bob‑cat that thinks it’s family all join the crew, each bringing a mix of comic mishaps and unexpected companionship. Through Red’s wry observations, the ordinary chores of frontier work turn into a series of small, absurd adventures that reveal both the harshness and humor of life on the edge of civilization.

The storytelling feels like a chatty campfire tale, full of colorful language and vivid snapshots of animal antics that border on the ridiculous. As the narrator riffs on “making up one’s mind” and the whims of luck, listeners get a taste of his earthy philosophy and the way he copes with isolation. The opening offers a charming, slightly chaotic portrait of a man who, amid tired limbs and open sky, finds solace in the strange loyalty of his unlikely pets.

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Language

en

Duration

~3 hours (227K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Al Haines

Release date

2006-09-13

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

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Henry Wallace Phillips

1869–1930

A lively early-20th-century storyteller, he mixed Western settings with a playful sense of humor. His fiction often drew on time spent on ranches in the Dakotas, giving even his comic tales a strong feel for frontier life.

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