Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, July 26, 1890

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, July 26, 1890

by Various Authors

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. - Vol. 99.

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July 26, 1890.

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MODERN TYPES. - (By Mr. Punch's own Type Writer.) - No. XVI.—THE HURLINGHAM GIRL.

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PUNCH TO PRIMROSE.

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ON WITH THE NEW LOVE. - (Mr. Punch to His Boys at Bisley.)

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THE PROFESSIONAL GUEST. - ON A HOUSE-BOAT AT HENLEY.

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ODE TO MONEY. - (By a Poptimist.)

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"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!" - (An Open Letter to Somebody.)

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THE TOMATO-CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA.

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"WAX TO RECEIVE, AND MARBLE TO RETAIN."

10:09

Description

A sharp, tongue‑in‑cheek portrait opens the volume, sketching the archetypal “Hurlingham Girl” as she drifts through the London season. She is presented as a figure whose ambitions are loftier than any concrete achievement, a young woman who scorns the traditional canon of history, geography and the classics in favour of the glitter of fashionable society. The narrator playfully notes that her education consists of a few brittle fragments, more kaleidoscopic than scholarly, leaving her content to catalogue the elite venues of Hurlingham, Ascot and Goodwood as the only worthwhile knowledge.

The description then follows her restless itinerary: morning rides in a polished hack, leisurely lunches with any suitable youth, afternoons spent at bazaars, concerts, exhibitions, and society teas, and evenings filled with dinners, theatre and endless dances. Even the race‑meeting at Sandown becomes a stage where she pretends expertise, chatting fluently about horses, jockeys and betting odds with a confidence that rivals seasoned gentlemen. The piece delights in exposing the paradox of her polished confidence and the hollow foundations that support it.

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en

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~1 hours (67K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Malcolm Farmer, William Flis and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team.

Release date

2004-05-01

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

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