Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890

by Various Authors

EN·~54 minutes·16 chapters

Chapters

16 total

PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. - Vol. 99.

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December 13, 1890.

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MR. PUNCH'S PRIZE NOVELS. - No. IX.—THE CURSE OF COGNAC.

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CHAPTER I.

1:24

CHAPTER II.

2:12

CHAPTER III.

1:28

CHAPTER IV.

0:57

CHAPTER V.

1:39

OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

6:12

"WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS."

8:17

Description

In the cloistered world of a Cambridge college, the story opens on a sleepless night for George Ginsling, a young rower whose reputation is as spotless as his habit of sipping seven tumblers of brandy each evening. When his friends abandon him after a heated question about the university trial eights, George’s nerves turn restless, and he retreats to his room, where a mischievous Water‑Devil has taken up residence on his pillow. The devil, a ghoulish bureaucrat of the Thames, delights in unsettling the scholarly routine with a touch of otherworldly chaos.

The morning that follows is nothing short of surreal: George awakens with a throat that feels as though it’s on fire, and a torrent of red‑hot copper coins rains from his mouth. In a frantic, comic frenzy he chugs water from college carafes, smashes foreign bottles, and attempts to drown his terror in a flood of liquid, all while the devil’s emissary, a greasy “gyp” named Starling, waits to obey his next unreasonable command. The scene sets a wildly humorous battle between scholarly propriety and absurd supernatural meddling, promising further mischief as George’s desperate thirst spirals into madness.

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en

Duration

~54 minutes (52K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Malcolm Farmer, William Flis, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team.

Release date

2004-07-14

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

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