Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 13, 1890

by Various Authors

EN·~54 minutes·16 chapters

Chapters

16 total

PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. - Vol. 99.

0:02

December 13, 1890.

0:01

MR. PUNCH'S PRIZE NOVELS. - No. IX.—THE CURSE OF COGNAC.

3:38

CHAPTER I.

1:24

CHAPTER II.

2:12

CHAPTER III.

1:28

CHAPTER IV.

0:57

CHAPTER V.

1:39

OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

6:12

"WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS."

8:17

Description

In the cloistered world of a Cambridge college, the story opens on a sleepless night for George Ginsling, a young rower whose reputation is as spotless as his habit of sipping seven tumblers of brandy each evening. When his friends abandon him after a heated question about the university trial eights, George’s nerves turn restless, and he retreats to his room, where a mischievous Water‑Devil has taken up residence on his pillow. The devil, a ghoulish bureaucrat of the Thames, delights in unsettling the scholarly routine with a touch of otherworldly chaos.

The morning that follows is nothing short of surreal: George awakens with a throat that feels as though it’s on fire, and a torrent of red‑hot copper coins rains from his mouth. In a frantic, comic frenzy he chugs water from college carafes, smashes foreign bottles, and attempts to drown his terror in a flood of liquid, all while the devil’s emissary, a greasy “gyp” named Starling, waits to obey his next unreasonable command. The scene sets a wildly humorous battle between scholarly propriety and absurd supernatural meddling, promising further mischief as George’s desperate thirst spirals into madness.

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Language

en

Duration

~54 minutes (52K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Malcolm Farmer, William Flis, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team.

Release date

Jul 14, 2004

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

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