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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. - Vol. 101.
October 17, 1891.
THE AUTOMATIC PHYSIOGNOMIST.
William Henry Smith. - BORN, JUNE 24, 1825. DIED, OCTOBER 6, 1891.
A ROMANCE IN NUMBERS.
LETTERS TO ABSTRACTIONS. - No. IV.—TO POMPOSITY.
CHARLEMAGNE AND I.
FAMILY TIES.
TIPPLING SALLY. - A Song of Sorrow on Zoo Sunday.
AN ESSAY IN REVIEWING.
At a bustling German exhibition, a curious contraption promises to reveal a person’s character and future by the colour of their hair for the price of a penny. A lively troupe—Lottie, the cheeky young lady; Ector, her blushing admirer; the sardonic Aunt Maria; and a ragtag group of friends—crowd around, eager to test the machine’s dubious wisdom. Their playful arguments and flirtations set a light‑hearted tone that captures the frothy spirit of a late‑Victorian music hall.
The machine sputters out colourful cards, each loaded with over‑the‑top compliments, contradictions and sly warnings that spark quick repartee. Dolphin, the comic instigator, reads the predictions aloud—calling Aunt Maria “tender‑hearted” yet “mischievous,” dubbing Ector “restless, fiery, yet secretly kind”—while the others respond with mock indignation and teasing retorts. This witty tableau offers a snapshot of social manners, pretensions and the delightfully absurd humor that made the era’s satirical magazines so beloved.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (57K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Malcolm Farmer, William Flis, and the PG Online Distributed Proofreading Team
Release date
2004-11-15
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
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