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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. - VOL. 1.
SEPTEMBER 25, 1841.
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE. - CHAPTER V. - SHOWS THAT “THERE’S MANY A SLIP” BETWEEN OTHER THINGS BESIDE “THE CUP AND THE LIP.”
PUNCH’S ESSENCE OF GUFFAW. - SCRUPULOUSLY PREPARED FROM THE RECIPE OF THE LATE - MR. JOSEPH MILLER, - AND PATRONISED BY - THE ROYAL FAMILY, - THE TWELVE JUDGES, THE LORD CHANCELLOR, THE SWELL MOB, MR. HOBLER, AND THE COURT OF ALDERMEN; - ALSO BY THE - COMMISSIONERS OF POLICE, THE SEXTON OF ST. MARYLEBONE, THE PHOENIX LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY, THE KING OF THE SANDWICH ISLANDS, - AND THE - LONDON MISSIONARY SOCIETY.
TESTIMONIALS. - TO MR. PUNCH.
SIR RHUBARB PILL, M.P. & M.D.
BERNARD CAVANAGH - AND THE POOR LAW COMMISSIONERS.
SYNCRETIC LITERATURE.
FATHER O’FLYNN AND HIS CONGREGATION.
DOCTOR PEEL TAKING TIME TO CONSULT.
A bustling Victorian household teeters on the brink of chaos as the Applebite family prepares to celebrate their infant’s first tooth. Mrs. Applebite, ever the thrifty hostess, transforms a modest terrace into a week‑long banquet, while a cast of eccentrics—Collumpsion, the ever‑anxious Agamemnon, and the meddling Mrs. Waddledot—juggle decorations, menus, and the promise of lively quadrilles. Their careful plans quickly unravel when a buttery chimney blaze erupts, sending smoke, soot and slapstick confusion tumbling through the rooms.
The ensuing scramble sees bucket‑laden servants scaling roofs, a bewildered Agamemnon confronting a splattered carpet, and a footman emerging drenched in ash, all while the street outside erupts in raucous cheers at the household’s misfortune. Amid the uproar, the narrative captures the spirited humor and social satire of early‑19th‑century London, inviting listeners to revel in the absurdity of a party gone wildly awry.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (90K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Syamanta Saikia, Jon Ingram, Barbara Tozier and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team
Release date
2005-02-07
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
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