
Translated by: ALBERT M. C. McMASTER, B.A. A. E. HENDERSON, B.A. MME. QUESADA and Others
THE UMBRELLA
BELHOMME'S BEAST
DISCOVERY
THE ACCURSED BREAD
THE DOWRY
THE DIARY OF A MADMAN
THE MASK
THE PENGUINS' ROCK - This is the season for penguins.
A FAMILY
In a modest Parisian flat, a frugal wife named Madame Oreille watches every cent with the vigilance of a banker, while her husband, a low‑ranking clerk at the War Office, endures the sting of her penny‑pinching ways. When a new umbrella—her husband’s only hope of escaping office mockery—becomes the latest purchase, the couple’s differing attitudes toward money and pride collide in a comic yet tense domestic showdown.
The story follows the tiny, everyday drama that erupts over the damaged silk canopy, exposing both the absurdities of thrift and the fragile balance of marital power. As the couple argues over the mysterious burn marks, their exchange crackles with sharp humor and a lingering sense of dread that even the simplest objects can become battlegrounds. Listeners will be drawn into the vivid portrait of a household where love, embarrassment, and the cost of a single accessory intertwine, leaving them to wonder how far a seemingly trivial dispute can really go.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (143K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by David Widger
Release date
Oct 3, 2004
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1850–1893
A sharp observer of ordinary lives, he turned brief stories into something vivid, unsettling, and unforgettable. His fiction helped define the modern short story and still feels fresh for its clarity, irony, and emotional force.
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