
MEN I’M NOT MARRIED TO
MEN I’M NOT MARRIED TO
Freddie
Mortimer
Raymond
Charlie
Lloyd
Henry
Joe
Oliver
Through a witty, poetry‑laden introduction, the narrator launches into a charming inventory of the countless men who drift through her life, none of whom she intends to wed. The verses mix playful melancholy with a sense of endless possibility, setting a tone that is both reflective and delightfully tongue‑in‑cheek. As the scene shifts to a bustling social gathering, a larger‑than‑life character named Freddie bursts onto the stage, instantly becoming the life of the party.
Freddie’s rapid‑fire jokes, absurd mispronunciations, and endless stream of colorful anecdotes turn an ordinary soirée into a whirlwind of laughter, while his effortless confidence makes him feel like a one‑man vaudeville act. The narrator watches in admiration, noting how his caustic wit never crosses the line into offense, and how his spontaneous song verses stretch on with boundless enthusiasm. The early chapters revel in this sparkling interplay of humor and observation, inviting listeners to linger in the bright, buzzy world of early‑twentieth‑century social life.
Language
en
Duration
~18 minutes (17K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by Chuck Greif, ellinora and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries)
Release date
2017-10-02
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1893–1967
Best known for razor-sharp wit and emotionally precise writing, this American poet, critic, and short-story writer turned heartbreak, humor, and city life into unforgettable lines. She was also part of New York's legendary Algonquin Round Table and later worked in screenwriting as well as poetry and fiction.
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