
A bustling morning at the Imperial Hotel sets the stage for a lively band of schoolboys from the Hivite House, each clutching their half‑crown breakfast while plotting the day’s departure. Their ranks are a colorful mix of aristocratic nicknames—“Balmy” Coke, “Buggy” Reid, “Slimy” Green—and the ever‑present hierarchy that determines who sits at the head of the table and who waits at the foot. As the train’s nine‑fifty‑two whistle looms, the boys exchange witty banter, competitive wagers, and the subtle tension of a gap left open in the middle of their seating arrangement.
Beyond the polished dining room, the story follows these young adventurers as they embark on their first excursion beyond the school’s familiar walls. Their escapades blend cheeky mischief with genuine camaraderie, revealing how a simple breakfast can spark a cascade of youthful schemes. With humor and keen observation, the narrative captures the exuberance and awkward rites of passage that define early teenage life.
Language
en
Duration
~7 hours (406K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
2012-08-12
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1876–1952
Best known under the pen name Ian Hay, this witty British writer turned life as a schoolmaster and soldier into popular novels, plays, and screenwriting. His work often blends dry humor with an easy, observant style that made him a widely read voice in the early 20th century.
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