English as She is Wrote Showing Curious Ways in which the English Language may be made to Convey Ideas or obscure them.

Step into a whimsical tour of the English language as it once stumbled across the page. This compact volume gathers a series of real‑world quotations—from courtroom arguments to railway notices—where writers proudly bent spelling, grammar, and idiom to suit their own needs. The opening essay frames the collection as a celebration of linguistic independence, reminding us that even earnest attempts can produce charmingly baffling results.

Listeners will hear a parade of oddities: a lawyer insisting any man may spell a word however he likes, a newspaper reporting a child “run over by a wagon three years old,” and a bridge sign that mixes race and penalty in a single clause. Each excerpt reveals the everyday creativity (and occasional confusion) of people trying to convey ideas with the tools they had, offering both laughs and a glimpse into past attitudes.

Presented in a lively, conversational tone, the book invites anyone curious about the hidden possibilities of orthography to delight in the accidental poetry of misplaced words.