Eight or Nine Wise Words about Letter-Writing

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Eight or Nine Wise Words about Letter-Writing

by Lewis Carroll

EN·~28 minutes·5 chapters

Chapters

5 total
1

§ 1. On Stamp-Cases.

2:36
2

§ 2. How to begin a Letter.

1:59
3

§ 3. How to go on with a Letter.

7:28
4

§ 4. How to end a Letter.

1:31
5

§ 5. On registering Correspondence.

14:44

Description

In this delightfully eccentric pamphlet, the author treats the ordinary act of sending a letter as a miniature adventure. He begins with a description of a fantastical stamp‑case, complete with moving illustrations that turn a baby into a pig, and explains how such a device can keep the right postage at hand and spare you the panic of a missing stamp. The tone is witty and slightly absurd, turning the mundane task of sorting stamps into a charming ritual.

The guide then moves on to practical etiquette, offering step‑by‑step advice on everything from opening a reply with the original letter in view, to addressing envelopes, dating notes, and writing legibly. Each tip is peppered with dry humor—warnings about hurried signatures, illegible addresses, and the perils of vague dates—making the advice feel both useful and entertaining. Readers who enjoy a blend of Victorian postal customs and playful prose will find this short work an amusing companion for their correspondence.

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Language

en

Duration

~28 minutes (27K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by The Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/American Libraries.)

Release date

2011-11-20

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Lewis Carroll

Lewis Carroll

1832–1898

Best known for creating Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, this shy Oxford mathematician turned logic, wordplay, and dreamlike fantasy into some of the most enduring books in English.

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