Colonial facts and fictions: Humorous sketches

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Colonial facts and fictions: Humorous sketches

by John Milne

EN·~9 hours·16 chapters

Chapters

16 total
1

COLONIAL FACTS AND FICTIONS.

1:03
2

NORTH AUSTRALIA.

37:17
3

QUEENSLAND.

1:08:39
4

ADVENTURES WITH A BOOMERANG.

11:34
5

DARLING DOWNS AND NEW ENGLAND.

1:05:25
6

THE ROYAL SOCIETY OF HULLOOMALOO.

1:17:03
7

TASMANIA.

55:14
8

NEW ZEALAND; OR, THE LAND OF THE MAORIS AND MOAS.

1:36:56
9

TRIP TO THE HOT LAKES.

46:15
10

A SYSTEMATIC GUIDE-BOOK.

2:45

Description

A lively collection of witty vignettes, this book offers a cheeky look at life in the far‑flung corners of the British Empire. The author blends half‑truths with outright tall tales, turning ordinary observations—like the peculiar rituals of quarantine or the misidentification of a kangaroo’s tail—into playful commentary. The humor springs from the gentle self‑deprecation of a traveler who admits he knows very little, yet revels in the imagination that fills the gaps.

Each sketch transports the listener to a different colonial outpost, from the iron‑clad streets of Palmerston to the bewildering customs of a “bird‑cage” bath in shark‑infested waters. The prose feels like a conversation over a shared drink, where facts are diluted like whisky and the absurdities of bureaucracy are lampooned with affection. Together, these episodes paint a portrait of a world both strange and endearing, inviting you to enjoy the oddities of history with a smile.

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Language

en

Duration

~9 hours (562K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Original publisher

United Kingdom: Chatto and Windus, 1886.

Credits

Emmanuel Ackerman, Krista Zaleski and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from scanned images of public domain material from the Google Books project.)

Release date

2022-12-19

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

John Milne

John Milne

1850–1913

A pioneering scientist who helped turn earthquake study into a modern science, he built practical instruments and pushed for a worldwide network of observation. His years in Japan and later work on the Isle of Wight made him one of the key early figures in seismology.

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