
I WASTE NOT, WANT NOT
II LOOKING FOR A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
III ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
IV FAINT HEART NEVER WON FAIR LADY
V TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
VI A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET
VII A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS A DANGEROUS THING
VIII TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT
IX BUSINESS IS BUSINESS
X LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE
In this delightfully odd collection, the author stitches together a parade of off‑beat vignettes that tumble from a Sultan’s irritated bath to a philanthropist’s sudden transformation into an ostrich, and onward to a princess cursed by a faulty umbrella. Each episode opens with a sharply comic premise—rain flooding Baghdad, a fairy‑misheard request, a royal longing to become a frog—setting the stage for witty dialogue and surreal observations. The tone balances a reverence for classic storytelling with a modern eye for the absurd, inviting listeners to linger over clever turns of phrase.
Throughout the early chapters the humor arises from the clash between grand titles and petty inconveniences—a vizier handing a celluloid duck, a parliament suggested as a hiding place, and a Victorian beauty whose suitors balk at the cost of a hansom. The author’s concise prose keeps the narrative breezy while slipping in sly commentary on bureaucracy, vanity, and the strange ways wishes are granted. Listeners will find a playful rhythm that rewards repeat hearing, as each odd scenario unfurls with just enough wit to keep curiosity alive.
Language
en
Duration
~1 hours (115K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Produced by MWS, David E. Brown, and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive/Canadian Libraries)
Release date
Mar 23, 2020
Rights
Public domain in the USA.
Subjects

1885–1940
An Italian-born British poet, critic, and civil servant, he was one of the best-known literary voices of the 1920s. His work ranges from elegant lyric poetry to sharp, memorable epigrams that still get quoted today.
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