Bullets & Billets

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Bullets & Billets

by Bruce Bairnsfather

EN·~4 hours·34 chapters

Chapters

34 total
1

By Bruce Bairnsfather

0:06
2

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

1:31
3

FOREWORD

0:36
4

CHAPTER I - LANDING AT HAVRE—TORTONI'S—FOLLOW THE TRAM LINES—ORDERS FOR THE FRONT

9:16
5

CHAPTER II - TORTUOUS TRAVELLING—CLIPPERS AND TABLETS—DUMPED AT A SIDING—I JOIN MY BATTALION

10:43
6

CHAPTER III - THOSE PLUGSTREET TRENCHES—MUD AND RAIN—FLOODED OUT—A HOPELESS DAWN

8:35
7

CHAPTER IV - MORE MUD—RAIN AND BULLETS—A BIT OF CAKE—"WIND UP"—NIGHT ROUNDS

9:37
8

CHAPTER V - MY MAN FRIDAY—"CHUCK US THE BISCUITS"—RELIEVED—BILLETS

6:00
9

CHAPTER VI - THE TRANSPORT FARM—FLEECED BY THE FLEMISH—RIDING—NEARING CHRISTMAS

7:11
10

CHAPTER VII - A PROJECTED ATTACK—-DIGGING A SAP— AN 'ELL OF A NIGHT—THE ATTACK— PUNCTURING PRUSSIANS

7:52

Description

A vivid, first‑hand account of a young officer’s baptism in the Great War, this memoir captures the chaotic arrival of troops at Le Havre and the bewildering scramble into the mud‑filled billets of the Somme valley. The narrator’s wry voice sketches the cramped transport ships, the endless queues for rations, and the surreal sight of ragged boys hawking souvenirs as the column trudges toward makeshift camps that feel more like endless bogs than military bases.

Beyond the stark descriptions of mud, rain and cold, the author injects humor and camaraderie, addressing old friends with nicknames and sharing the absurdities of life on the front—star shells that briefly illuminate the muck, ill‑timed fire‑bucket drills, and the constant battle against drafts in cramped tents. His keen eye for both the grim and the comic offers listeners a grounded glimpse of wartime life, balancing the hardship of the trenches with the resilient spirit of those who endured them.

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Language

en

Duration

~4 hours (251K characters)

Publisher of text edition

Project Gutenberg

Credits

Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Steven desJardins, and Distributed Proofreaders

Release date

2004-02-01

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Bruce Bairnsfather

Bruce Bairnsfather

1887–1959

Best known for creating the grumbling but lovable soldier Old Bill, this British cartoonist captured the humor, hardship, and everyday language of the First World War. His drawings became some of the era’s most recognizable images and helped turn trench life into something millions of readers could understand.

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