
In a cramped apartment, Mr. Yollop—hard‑of‑hearing, socially awkward, and utterly clueless about guns—finds himself face‑to‑face with a startled burglar who’s just been knocked unconscious. The encounter quickly devolves into a farcical battle of words and miscommunication, as Yollop tries to decipher the intruder’s garbled mutterings while fidgeting with a loaded revolver he barely knows how to handle.
What saves the day, at least for the moment, is Yollop’s makeshift hearing device: a steel band and a curious contraption that amplifies sound directly into his ear. As he struggles to adjust the apparatus with one hand, the burglar issues a thin‑veiled warning, forcing Yollop to juggle the threat, his own sensory limits, and the impending arrival of his sister and young niece for the holidays. The scene crackles with nervous humor, setting up a quirky showdown that promises both tension and unexpected invention.
Language
en
Duration
~2 hours (124K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
Etext produced by Charles Aldarondo, Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team HTML file produced by David Widger
Release date
2004-06-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1866–1928
Best known for lively, humorous popular fiction at the turn of the 20th century, this Indiana-born novelist won a wide readership with romantic adventures such as Graustark and Brewster's Millions. His stories blended comedy, fantasy, and fast-moving plot in a way that made him a favorite of magazine and book audiences alike.
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