
When an American named Tracy discovers that a distant relative has unexpectedly left him an Irish earldom, his quiet life in New York is turned upside down. He travels to the ancestral estate, where he encounters the flamboyant Colonel Sellers, a self‑styled philanthropist who dabbles in bizarre inventions and art‑dealing schemes. Amid the bustling household—filled with eccentric relatives, a curious “materializer” device, and the lingering mystery of a missing bank thief—Tracy must navigate high society while figuring out his new title.
As Tracy settles into the grand but chaotic Rossmore Towers, he becomes entangled in a series of odd ventures—from the Colonel’s ill‑fated attempts to revive the legendary “Pigs in the Clover” painting to a frantic search for a body that can be presented as the rightful heir. The locals, including a sharp‑tongued costume designer and a determined viscount, pull him into their rivalries and schemes, offering both danger and unexpected camaraderie. Through witty dialogue and absurd mishaps, Tracy discovers that claiming a title may be less about lineage and more about the strange alliances he forges along the way.
Language
en
Duration
~6 hours (358K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Credits
David Widger and Trevor Carlson
Release date
2004-06-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1835–1910
Best known for bringing the Mississippi River, small-town America, and sharp humor vividly to life, this American writer turned everyday speech into unforgettable literature. Under the pen name Mark Twain, Samuel Langhorne Clemens became one of the most famous and most quoted authors of the 19th century.
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