
Peter Hope is a weary, middle‑aged journalist whose cramped office on the Fleet is a shrine to ink‑stained papers, frayed linen, and the lingering scent of cheap cigarettes. He sits hunched over a half‑finished prospectus, his thin spectacles perched on a high, arched nose, while the lamplight catches the fine lines that betray his age. The scene is painted with a dry, observant humor that makes his routine feel both mundane and oddly grand.
Into this world steps an odd, diminutive figure—white‑faced, bright‑eyed, and dressed in a blue garibaldi over a pepper‑and‑salt jacket, a cravat of black silk, and a long skirt hiked up by a cricket‑belt. The visitor’s sudden, comic unveiling of a crumpled menu from beneath patched trousers—listing steak, kidney pie, and boiled mutton—sets a tone of far‑capped confusion and curiosity. Their purpose remains a mystery, promising a series of muddled encounters that will test Hope’s patience and his knack for turning chaos into story.
Language
en
Duration
~5 hours (310K characters)
Publisher of text edition
Project Gutenberg
Release date
2000-10-01
Rights
Public domain in the USA.

1859–1927
Best remembered for the comic classic Three Men in a Boat, this English writer had a gift for turning everyday mishaps into warm, sharp humor. His work helped make late-Victorian comedy feel lively, modern, and very human.
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