The Confessions of Artemas Quibble Being the Ingenuous and Unvarnished History of Artemas Quibble, Esquire, One-Time Practitioner in the New York Criminal Courts, Together with an Account of the Divers Wiles, Tricks, Sophistries, Technicalities, and Sundry Artifices of Himself and Others of the Fraternity, Commonly Yclept "Shysters" or "Shyster Lawyers"

A witty, self‑conscious memoir opens with the unlikely story of a New England boy born into a modest, pious family, whose upbringing in a yellow‑painted frame house and a stern, black‑bearded clergyman father set the stage for his later fascination with loopholes and legal trickery. The narrator’s early fascination with probate records and his habit of probing his own family’s tangled wills reveal a mind already attuned to the fine print that governs wealth and morality.

As he moves from the quiet streets of Lynn, Massachusetts, to the bustling courts of New York, he chronicles his apprenticeship among the city’s “shyster” lawyers with a blend of humor and sharp observation. The confessions expose the everyday tactics, sophistries, and petty deceptions that color the criminal justice system, offering listeners a colorful glimpse into a world where law and cunning intertwine—without giving away the later twists that define his career.