Tricks of the trade

audiobook

Tricks of the trade

by Sir John Collings Squire

EN·~1 hours·25 chapters

Chapters

25 total
1

Transcriber’s Note:

0:12
2

WORKS BY J. C. SQUIRE

0:16
3

TRICKS OF THE TRADE

1:01
4

HOW THEY DO IT

0:01
5

No. 1. MR. H. BELLOC

5:01
6

No. 2. MR. W. H. DAVIES

1:06
7

No. 3. SIR HENRY NEWBOLT

1:17
8

No. 4. MR. JOHN MASEFIELD

13:04
9

No. 5. MR. G. K. CHESTERTON

0:46
10

No. 6. CANON H. D. RAWNSLEY

0:13

Description

A delightfully odd collection of mock‑essays, faux‑poems, and literary pastiches, this volume invites listeners into a mischievous world where famous writers are imagined doing the impossible. From a playful tribute to Belloc that spirals into a nursery‑rhyme about beer, to a bizarre “what‑if” series that rewrites classics in absurd new forms, the humor is both erudite and accessible. The author’s sharp wit shines through each inventive piece, turning scholarly reverence into lively parody.

Among the standout sections is the saga of Lord Globule, a pretentious young aristocrat whose climb through the corridors of power is narrated with both grandiosity and comic tragedy. His adventures—peppered with exaggerated titles, convoluted family schematics, and a sudden, baffling mishap—offer a satirical look at ambition and bureaucratic pomposity. Listeners will find the blend of literary allusion and absurdity a refreshing escape that rewards both the well‑read and the curious.

Details

Language

en

Duration

~1 hours (64K characters)

Release date

2026-03-12

Rights

Public domain in the USA.

About the author

Sir John Collings Squire

Sir John Collings Squire

1884–1958

An influential English poet, critic, and editor, he helped shape literary conversation between the wars through the pages of the London Mercury. His writing mixed polished verse with sharp opinions, and his circle became famous enough to earn its own nickname: the “Squirearchy.”

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